Grumpy Hoodie

At Grumpy LLC, we want you to love your order—but we also get that not everyone makes perfect choices (no judgment… kind of).

If you’re not 100% satisfied with your item, here’s how returns work:

• Returns accepted within 14 days of delivery.
• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
• A 20% restocking fee will be deducted from your refund because… honestly, repacking grumpiness takes effort.
• Customer covers return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.

To start a return, email us at [your email] with your order number and reason. We’ll guide you through the next steps (without fake cheer).

Final sale items, custom designs, and obviously worn gear will not be accepted—because gross.

Thanks for understanding our policies—and our personality

Good news: we ship fast and we ship free (well, mostly).

• Free shipping on all orders within the 48 contiguous U.S. states.
• Orders typically ship within 2–3 business days—unless we’re extra grumpy.
• You’ll receive tracking info as soon as your stuff hits the road.

Need it outside the lower 48?

We do offer shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and beyond—just expect a fee and a bit more travel time.

We’re not Amazon, but we’re close enough (and funnier)