ABOUT US
We’re not angry. Just… perpetually unimpressed.
Grumpy LLC was born from the idea that not everyone wants to radiate positivity—and honestly, most days don’t deserve it. We’re a modern apparel and lifestyle brand for people who are tired of pretending everything’s great. Our designs are clean. Our mood? Not so much.
We’re not here to motivate you. We’re here to match your mood.
Whether you're dodging small talk, sipping coffee in judgment, or just embracing your gloriously grumpy energy, we've got the gear that gets it. From dry-fit shirts that speak louder than you feel like talking, to mugs that handle the morning warning for you—everything we make is built for comfort and quiet resistance to forced interaction.
Shirts, cups, hats, sweatshirts—and whatever else we feel like making—because sarcasm is a lifestyle, not a phase.
Grumpy on purpose. Stylish by accident.
You bring the mood. We’ll bring the merch.
WHAT WE STAND FOR
MOOD FIRST, ALWAYS
We don’t do fake pep. Our gear is designed to match your vibe—low energy, high sarcasm. Because sometimes a shirt can say “leave me alone” better than you can.
COMFORT IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
Just because we’re grumpy doesn’t mean we settle. From breathable dry-fit shirts to cozy hoodies and mugs that feel like home—everything we make is soft, simple, and built to last.
WE’RE NOT FOR EVERYONE
And that’s kind of the whole point. If you’re allergic to small talk, have a resting grump face, or just want to wear your honesty, welcome to your new favorite brand.